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The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard

“Better dead than a weeb”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Northern Utopia

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.575 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,248 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 223,917 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Soviet state of Svalbard's radio stations, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 13,607th in the world and 11th in Northern Utopia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 534thMost Inclusive: 537thNicest Citizens: 620thMost Advanced Public Education: 634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 648thMost Pacifist: 912thLeast Corrupt Governments: 938thSmartest Citizens: 972ndMost Developed: 1,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,355thBest Weather: 1,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,409thHealthiest Citizens: 1,425thMost Efficient Economies: 1,438thLargest Governments: 1,451stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,825thTop
Most Secular: 1,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,490thSafest: 2,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,595thMost Influential: 2,635thMost Cultured: 2,656thLowest Crime Rates: 2,660thHighest Average Incomes: 4,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,407thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,390thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,421stRudest Citizens: 10,353rdHighest Economic Output: 12,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,607thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,592ndMost Income Equality: 16,711thMost Stationary: 16,938th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Grenopia, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Hurona, Kjanu, AusValia, TashRakwen, Corlenia, and Saudi Isralia.