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The United Socialist States of The Soviet Federations is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.087 billion Soviet Federationsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The powerhouse Soviet Federationsian economy, worth 131 trillion Stalindollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,698 Stalindollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 422,024 per year while the poor average 25,087, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Federations's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Soviet Federations is ranked 14,188^th in the world and 5^th in The waters for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,442.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.