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The Dominion of The Souppeonnce

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The Dominion of The Souppeonnce is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chef Austin with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.803 billion Souppeonnceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin Soup. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Souppeonncean economy, worth a remarkable 2,514 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,116 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Souppeonnce's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Soup.

The Souppeonnce is ranked 287,838^th in the world and 3^rd in The Universal Allegiance for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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