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The Empire of The Serbian States

“Srbija je najaca”

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The Empire of The Serbian States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lazar Prstic with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.673 billion Serbians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The thriving Serb economy, worth 130 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 78,262 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a big brother in every prison, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Serbian States's national animal is the White Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The Serbian States is ranked 147,391^st in the world and 6,656^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.37 kickbacks per hour.

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