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The Wild Kingdom of The San Diego Zoo

“The World Famous San Diego Zoo”

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The Wild Kingdom of The San Diego Zoo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dr Harry M Wegeforth with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 11.25 billion San Diego Zooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Treehouse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient San Diego Zooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion tickets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,360 tickets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,847 per year while the poor average 45,145, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, and rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen. Crime is totally unknown. The San Diego Zoo's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

The San Diego Zoo is ranked 36,722^nd in the world and 3^rd in San Diego for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.14 law-abiding acts per hour.

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