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The Team of The Orlando Magic

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The Team of The Orlando Magic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.548 billion Orlando Magicians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlando Magician economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,587 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orlando Magic's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Orlando Magic is ranked 261,070^th in the world and 9,624^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.15 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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