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The Illegal Aliens of The Mar-a-Lago Club

“Loudly Illegal and Immigrant.”

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The Illegal Aliens of The Mar-a-Lago Club is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emiliano Zapata with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.675 billion Mar-a-Lago Club Privilege Members hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mar-a-Lago Clubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Squares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,747 Squares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and you can tell when Mar-a-Lago Club Privilege Members are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Mar-a-Lago Club's national animal is the Golfing Gopher, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Witch burning crazies.

The Mar-a-Lago Club is ranked 68,542^nd in the world and 1^st in Mar A Lago Club for Most Corrupt Governments, with 26.83 kickbacks per hour.

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