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The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz

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The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Red Communist with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.822 billion Kyrgzstani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishkek. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrgzstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,969 trillion New Kyrgz Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,872 New Kyrgz Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, The Kyrgz isn't what it used to be, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Red Communist in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kyrgz's national animal is the Kyrgzstani Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Kyrgz is ranked 69,876^th in the world and 4^th in North Turkestan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 109.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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