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The Demonic Christmas Kingdom of The Krampus

“Have you been good this year?”

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The Demonic Christmas Kingdom of The Krampus is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.837 billion Krampusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Krampusian economy, worth 358 trillion Rutens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 16,421 Rutens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Krampus's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Krampus is ranked 73,680^th in the world and 36^th in Christmas for Most Beautiful Environments, with 606.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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