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The Commonwealth of Hellsinky

“Sweet talking hides sinister actions”

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The Commonwealth of Hellsinky is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.277 billion Hellsinkyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hellsinkyian economy, worth 460 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,326 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Hellsinky in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellsinky's national animal is the quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellsinky is ranked 268,782^nd in the world and 5,627^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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