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The Return of The Furry Commune

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The Return of The Furry Commune is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ashton Folf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.739 billion Furries are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabor City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion Redstone Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,424 Redstone Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and tens of thousands of Furries rock the night away at the annual SuperLob. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Furry Commune's national animal is the Blue Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folfism.

The Furry Commune is ranked 5,364^th in the world and 7^th in The United Federations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 217.11 kickbacks per hour.

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