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The Democratic People's Republic of The Free France

“Les travailleurs du monde s'unissent!”

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The Democratic People's Republic of The Free France is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Claude Coulomb with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.04 billion Free Frenchmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levette. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free French economy, worth 789 trillion Free Francs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,122 Free Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free France's national animal is the Gallic Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Prospuntianism.

The Free France is ranked 9,673^rd in the world and 549^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 121.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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