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The Haitian Revolutionaries of The Free Black Republic

“Black is Beautiful, Black is Powerful”

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The Haitian Revolutionaries of The Free Black Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aaron Cuabenne with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.051 billion Haitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Prince. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Haitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion livres a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,781 livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming, 'Hispaniolan Trogonnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in The Free Black Republic after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Free Black Republic's national animal is the Hispaniolan trogon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haitian Voodoo.

The Free Black Republic is ranked 268,601^st in the world and 10^th in Pecan Sandies for Safest, scoring 11.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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