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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

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The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.561 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,504 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 223,312 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto to meetings with foreign heads of state, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 291,066^th in the world and 6^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -80.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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