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The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu

“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The Socialist States of the Philippines

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.885 billion Barilinhons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,713 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, sleeping on the job is recommended, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 10,386th in the world and 2nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,223.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,002ndMost Pacifist: 1,022ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,172ndSafest: 1,205thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,285thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,422ndNicest Citizens: 1,484thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,642ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,915thMost Inclusive: 2,100thMost Developed: 2,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,401stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,642ndBest Weather: 2,651stHealthiest Citizens: 2,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,323rdLargest Governments: 3,439thSmartest Citizens: 4,137thMost Influential: 4,186thMost Cultured: 4,509thMost Efficient Economies: 4,720thMost Income Equality: 5,833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,575thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,732ndHighest Economic Output: 9,812thMost Secular: 9,959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,386thHighest Average Incomes: 11,562ndNudest: 11,909th

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