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The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu

“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Socialist States of the Philippines

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.789 billion Barilinhons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 155,615 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, future leaders of The Brave Barili Cebu regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sayaw Beach treacle machine, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 1,234th in the world and 2nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.96 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Pacifist: 926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 949thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,002ndSafest: 1,170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,329thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,462ndNicest Citizens: 1,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,786thMost Developed: 2,056thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,110thMost Inclusive: 2,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,248thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,272ndBest Weather: 2,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,427thHealthiest Citizens: 2,737thLowest Crime Rates: 2,960thLargest Governments: 3,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,552ndSmartest Citizens: 4,198thMost Cultured: 4,490thMost Influential: 4,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,685thMost Efficient Economies: 7,752ndHighest Economic Output: 9,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,097thMost Income Equality: 10,144thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,610thMost Secular: 11,959thHighest Average Incomes: 12,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,386thNudest: 20,177th

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