Spotlight on:
The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu |
“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Socialist States of the Philippines |
Regional Influence: Dominator |
The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.831 billion Barilinhons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,038 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,353 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, too many developers spoil the codebase, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 3,333rd in the world and 2nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Highest Food Quality, scoring 237.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Brave Barili Cebu updated the World Factbook entry in The Socialist States of the Philippines.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, too many developers spoil the codebase.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Influential, and Highest Food Quality.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in The Brave Barili Cebu, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Orlando Perellano's throne.
- : The Brave Barili Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
World Assembly
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