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The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu

“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Socialist States of the Philippines

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Indomitable Spirit of The Brave Barili Cebu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Orlando Perellano with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.831 billion Barilinhons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barili City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Brave Barili Cebuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,038 trillion Sayaw Beaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,353 Sayaw Beaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, too many developers spoil the codebase, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brave Barili Cebu's national animal is the Gansa Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Brave Barili Cebu is ranked 3,333rd in the world and 2nd in The Socialist States of the Philippines for Highest Food Quality, scoring 237.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,171stMost Pacifist: 1,313thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,331stSafest: 1,367thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,379thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,841stMost Developed: 2,083rdNicest Citizens: 2,123rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,143rdBest Weather: 2,413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,614thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,641stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,774thMost Inclusive: 2,904thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,113thHighest Food Quality: 3,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,397thLargest Governments: 3,918thSmartest Citizens: 4,711thMost Influential: 5,262ndMost Cultured: 5,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,317thHighest Economic Output: 7,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,140thMost Efficient Economies: 12,636thMost Secular: 12,969thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,641stMost Income Equality: 15,196thLargest Populations: 18,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,751stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,238th

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