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The Tribal Village of Thaba-Tseka

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The Tribal Village of Thaba-Tseka is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The People with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.37 billion Thaba-Tsekans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thaba-Tseka. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thaba-Tsekan economy, worth a remarkable 7,631 trillion lotis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 251,296 lotis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,339,977 per year while the poor average 2,436, a ratio of 960 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, saying "don't do anything that The People wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Thaba-Tseka's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Thaba-Tseka is ranked 290,724^th in the world and 11,221^st in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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