Spotlight on:
The Heaven of Tensh1 |
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Tenshi |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Heaven of Tensh1 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.896 billion Tensh1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.
The Tensh1ian economy, worth 459 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,865 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tensh1's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tensh1 is ranked 89,714th in the world and 1st in Tenshi for Most Beautiful Environments, with 580.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tensh1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Tensh1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Tensh1, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted.