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The State of Teenem

“Small is not always bad”

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The State of Teenem is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.263 billion Teenemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The powerhouse Teenemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Talens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,268 Talens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Teenemian stage setups, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teenem's national animal is the Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teenem is ranked 50,120^th in the world and 1^st in Telekinesis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,334.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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