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The Colony of Taveuni Islands

“Vigilance, Honor, Courage”

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The Colony of Taveuni Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.504 billion Taveunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Taveuni Islandsian economy, worth 816 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,286 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Taveuni Islandsian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taveuni Islands's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Taveuni Islands is ranked 191,806^th in the world and 1^st in Bikini Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -77.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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