Spotlight on:
The Not so holy Rogue Nation of Tarockanien |
“No a Melange, Herr Franz !”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Greifenreservat |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Not so holy Rogue Nation of Tarockanien is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sküs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.815 billion Tarockpartie love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tschocherl. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient ka Kiebitz economy, worth a remarkable 6,285 trillion Piatniks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 243,480 Piatniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, ka Kiebitz husbands are dead good at fathering kids, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tarockanien's national animal is the Pagat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tarockanien is ranked 1,018th in the world and 3rd in Greifenreservat for Lowest Crime Rates, with 170.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, ka Kiebitz husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in Tarockanien, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.