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The She wanna lick my bomboclat of Tangelo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ryan Akagi with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.788 billion Tangeloans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentina. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tangeloan economy, worth 329 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,306 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, all recreational drugs are legal, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, and mass shootings have become the new normal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tangelo's national animal is the clown fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Citrism.

Tangelo is ranked 55,129^th in the world and 3^rd in Theoretically Debatable for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,811.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.