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The Pied Piper of T-Rex

“Dauši rķkir”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: BLITZKRIEG

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

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The Pied Piper of T-Rex is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Rex Middlefinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.907 billion T-Rexians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theropodus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient T-Rexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,768 $$s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,205,853 per year while the poor average 4,580, a ratio of 263 to 1.

Children have only the most basic of education, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, and sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. T-Rex's national animal is the me, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

T-Rex is ranked 3,591st in the world and 2nd in BLITZKRIEG for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,207.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,384thHighest Crime Rates: 1,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,816thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,250thNudest: 2,296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,683rdMost Avoided: 2,902ndTop
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Most Armed: 3,462ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,591stFattest Citizens: 3,746thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,527thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,660thLargest Retail Industry: 7,222ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,228thMost Secular: 8,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,219thLargest Black Market: 8,501stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,463rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,839thLargest Mining Sector: 12,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,968thTop
10%
Most Primitive: 17,228thHighest Economic Output: 18,529thMost Efficient Economies: 20,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,956thHighest Average Incomes: 25,025th
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10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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