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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 91

“Join Lily”

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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 91 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.367 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 563 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,616 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, all beauty contests have been banned, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 91's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 91 is ranked 82,676^th in the world and 1^st in Harkland for Most Primitive, scoring 24.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.