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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 113

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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 113 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 11.333 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 424 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,418 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and the Switz got Lazy 113 City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 113's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 113 is ranked 202,975^th in the world and 2^nd in Daboisville for Most Primitive, scoring -83.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.