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Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The Allied Nations of Egalaria

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The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 113 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 7.09 billion Sweezeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sweezean economy, worth 292 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,263 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, students cut up leftover Catnips during Arts and Crafts, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 113's national animal is the Human Oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz got Lazy 113 is ranked 59,738th in the world and 56th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Income Equality: 46th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the region

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