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The Dank Kush of Stoner Boys

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The Dank Kush of Stoner Boys is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.235 billion Stoner Boysians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Stoner Boysian economy, worth 146 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 45,269 pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,870 per year while the poor average 3,198, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, the New Stoner Boysian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Stoner Boys's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Stoner Boys is ranked 109,587^th in the world and 2^nd in Weed for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,557.53 Standard Monetary Units.

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