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The Kongesjaluppen of Stjernen II

“The royal boat”

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The Kongesjaluppen of Stjernen II is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 17.585 billion Stjernen IIians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The thriving Stjernen IIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,776 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stjernen II's national animal is the Elk and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

Stjernen II is ranked 48,317^th in the world and 6^th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Corrupt Governments, with 41.99 kickbacks per hour.

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