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The Federation of Novosibersk

“Land of Strength”

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The Federation of Novosibersk is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 242 million Novosiberskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Novosiberski economy, worth 18.2 trillion Sibersk Rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,365 Sibersk Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novosibersk's national animal is the Snow Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novosibersk is ranked 212,896^th in the world and 4,068^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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