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The Imperial Tsardom of Novosibersk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andreivich III with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.435 billion Novosiberskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sibir. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Novosiberski economy, worth 149 trillion Rubliks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,396 Rubliks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, Novosiberski Church has been named as Novosibersk's national religion, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novosibersk's national animal is the Snow Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Novosiberski Church.

Novosibersk is ranked 160,527^th in the world and 2,581^st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,473.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.