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The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania

“Nec temere, nec timide.”

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The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.852 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 498 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,528 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Robert Hoxha's credibility no favours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 42,336^th in the world and 708^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 31.13 flags saluted per person per day.

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