Spotlight on:

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3B9

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3B9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.163 billion Spice Harvester 3B9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The all-consuming Spice Harvester 3B9ian economy, worth 548 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,019 spices, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spice Harvester 3B9's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 3B9 is ranked 176,073^rd in the world and 1,007^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%Top
10%Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%