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The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3B9

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3B9 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.134 billion Spice Harvester 3B9ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The powerhouse Spice Harvester 3B9ian economy, worth 136 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 63,787 spices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,770 per year while the poor average 10,737, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Spice Harvester 3B9. Crime is a serious problem. Spice Harvester 3B9's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 3B9 is ranked 158,864th in the world and 16,736th in Chicken overlords for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 703rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,765thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,857thTop
Fattest Citizens: 16,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,904th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 239th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 365th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 377th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 635th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 648th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 707th in the regionBest Weather: 710th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 866th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 934th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 957th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,232nd in the regionMost Conservative: 1,254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,511th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,557th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,649th in the regionMost Average: 1,679th in the region

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