Spotlight on:
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 139 |
“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Jihad Army of the Emperor |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 139 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.541 billion Spice Harvester 139ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 139ian economy, worth 895 trillion spices a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,823 spices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,178 per year while the poor average 12,052, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.
Most Spice Harvester 139ian video games are banned in other countries, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's spice reserves, and running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 139's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spice Harvester 139 is ranked 124,402nd in the world and 145th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's spice reserves.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, most Spice Harvester 139ian video games are banned in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, the industries of Spice Harvester 139 are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Spice Harvester 139 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 139, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.