Spotlight on:
The United States of The Polar Reigons |
“Freezing Freedom!”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The United States of The Polar Reigons is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Polar Bear with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.231 billion Polar Reigonsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polar Reigonsian economy, worth 153 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,811 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is totally unknown. The Polar Reigons's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.
The Polar Reigons is ranked 75,411th in the world and 1,411th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,287.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Polar Reigons was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : The Polar Reigons was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : The Polar Reigons voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : The Polar Reigons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in The Polar Reigons, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 80 » Non-Believers, America Gone Wrong, Ever Testing, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bohenia, Asarana, Blipp, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bleakfoot, Nowa Europa, Belschaft, Bawkie, Goldnation, Land Without Shrimp, Eleuthelrium, Arscanesia, Tanyaland, Sporaltryus, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Wehraboos, Altnavia, Ebonhand, The Worst army of, Great Lothian, PenguinPies, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Curlyhoward, Tepertopia, Dhemixia, South Venison, Moreana, Emagination, Thanitharia, Hadrex, Eritria, ANuadh, Koros, Auviantan Outh Islands, Pepoland, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Tsunamy, Chernaya Zvezda, Volaworand, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Rebel-topia, Marnrio, and 30 others.The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Nakayo, Pepperton, Lupusterra, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Mardunia, BEEstreetz, Great Scapula, Hacrela, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Meglomania, Corthsri, Springwalla, Legion Of The Moon, Farengeto, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.