Spotlight on:
The Red Sox Nation of Sox |
“The impossible dream”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Seinfeld |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Red Sox Nation of Sox is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ted Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, devout population of 27.259 billion Red Sox fans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenway Park. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Bostonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,316 trillion bloody socks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,363 bloody socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sox's national animal is the green monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fever Pitch.
Sox is ranked 15,138th in the world and 7th in Seinfeld for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Sox was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, typing Ted Williams's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
- : Following new legislation in Sox, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.