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The Binface Supporter of Somewheretopia

“Count Binface for Holborn and St Pancras!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The UMNS

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Binface Supporter of Somewheretopia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 876 million Somewheretopias are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Somewheretopian economy, worth 54.6 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,345 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somewheretopia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Somewheretopia is ranked 185,078th in the world and 361st in The UMNS for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 50.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,533rdMost Pacifist: 13,243rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,849thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,440thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,024thMost Conservative: 20,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,900thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,831stSafest: 23,763rdMost Cultured: 25,056thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,314thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,117thMost Devout: 29,159thHighest Food Quality: 29,209th
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Nicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 31st in the regionMost Accessible: 33rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionMost Conservative: 59th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » New Scratchiland and GoldSilver918.