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The Binface Supporter of Somewheretopia |
“Count Binface for Holborn and St Pancras!”
| Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Good |
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Location: The UMNS |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Binface Supporter of Somewheretopia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 876 million Somewheretopias are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Somewheretopian economy, worth 54.6 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,345 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somewheretopia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Somewheretopia is ranked 185,078th in the world and 361st in The UMNS for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 50.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Somewheretopia lodged a message on the The UMNS Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Somewheretopia, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government.
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Somewheretopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Somewheretopia, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
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Somewheretopia lodged a message on the The UMNS Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Somewheretopia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
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Somewheretopia created the tranche "Sanity" at /page=tranche/trancheid=270.
- : Following new legislation in
Somewheretopia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in
Somewheretopia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
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Somewheretopia lodged a message on the The UMNS Regional Message Board.































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