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The Federation of SLPHL is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 705 million hockey teams are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped SLPHL economy, worth 19.4 trillion goals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,566 goals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SLPHL's national animal is the Zamboni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLPHL is ranked 286,192^nd in the world and 54^th in Scandinavian Liberal Paradise for Most Developed, scoring 48.44 on the Human Development Index.