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The Heartsick Cutters of Shvetisya |
“Besegra motsägelsen!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Beating Brian Up Gang |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Heartsick Cutters of Shvetisya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brorsdödare with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.494 billion Shvetisyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rödakjol. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Shvetisyan economy, worth 17.9 trillion kedjelänks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Information Technology. Average income is 7,173 kedjelänks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A major religion has been named as Shvetisya's national religion, Shvetisya is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shvetisya's national animal is the blodplättar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Shvetisya is ranked 314,100th in the world and 12th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Shvetisya, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, Shvetisya is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, a major religion has been named as Shvetisya's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
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Shvetisya changed its national leader to "Brorsdödare".
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, Brorsdödare has just been declared ruler of Shvetisya in an international press conference.
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Shvetisya changed its national capital to "Rödakjol".
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, Shvetisya has designated Rödakjol as its capital city.
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Shvetisya, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Shvetisya will pay them to stop.