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The Heartsick Cutters of Shvetisya |
“Besegra motsägelsen!”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Beating Brian Up Gang |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Heartsick Cutters of Shvetisya is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brorsdödare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.94 billion Shvetisyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rödakjol. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Shvetisyan economy, worth 63.7 trillion kedjelänks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. Average income is 10,716 kedjelänks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, recognizing the Shvetisyan flag qualifies you for citizenship, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shvetisya's national animal is the blodplättar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cerebrovna.
Shvetisya is ranked 237,875th in the world and 9th in Beating Brian Up Gang for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 57.42 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Shvetisya published "To Whom It May Concern" (Meta: Reference).
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Shvetisya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Shvetisya's influence in Beating Brian Up Gang rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Shvetisya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
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Shvetisya, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, recognizing the Shvetisyan flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Shvetisya, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
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Shvetisya, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
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Shvetisya, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
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Shvetisya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.







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