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The Federal Republic of Satroju

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

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The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.754 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,274 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, every week is blindness awareness week, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Satroju, and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 2,090^th in the world and 44^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 797.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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