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The Republic of Senegal

“Un Peuple, Un But, Une foi”

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The Republic of Senegal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Macky Sall with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.768 billion Senegalese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dakar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Senegalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,711 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, the Senegal Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and the roundel of the Senegalian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senegal's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sufism.

Senegal is ranked 21,999^th in the world and 1,581^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.11 law-abiding acts per hour.

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