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The Ŝtato of Bagojo |
“Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn!”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Ŝtato of Bagojo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by sĉ Jajdin DAJNI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.684 billion Bagojanoj are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagoja economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion steloj a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 274,362 steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People's charity begins and ends at home, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, Bagojanoj believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and Sĉ Jajdin DAJNI's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the aglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ŝtatismo.
Bagojo is ranked 285,679th in the world and 6,254th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bagojo was endorsed by 
The Turtle Lion Bird Kingdom of Turtlandia.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Federal republic of franca.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, Sĉ Jajdin DAJNI's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Bagojo endorsed
The Federal Republic of Veslavia.
- : Bagojo endorsed
The Most Serene Republic of Citadel Securities.
- : Bagojo endorsed
The Federation of Ropi Strienty.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Federal Republic of Federal republic of franca.
- : Bagojo endorsed
The United States of US United States of America.
- : Bagojo endorsed
The Commonwealth of Pirmagonia.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Turtle Lion Bird Kingdom of Turtlandia.
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