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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Two

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 213 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.597 billion Second Best Puppet 213ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 213ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 176,096 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 213's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 213 is ranked 12,113th in the world and 195th in Two for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,224.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Devout: 2,311thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,528thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,396thMost Efficient Economies: 4,685thLargest Mining Sector: 5,010thNudest: 5,606thLargest Retail Industry: 7,177thLargest Governments: 8,730thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,441stLowest Crime Rates: 9,711thFattest Citizens: 9,807thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,113thLargest Black Market: 13,227thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,830thMost Cultured: 16,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,246thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,519thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,718thMost Developed: 23,003rdHighest Economic Output: 25,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,442ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,178thSmartest Citizens: 28,433rd
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Largest Governments: 24th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 125th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 214th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the region

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