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The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of SecoNd beSt card colleCtor

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The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.984 billion Second Best Card Collectors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legendary City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Card Collector economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 306,766 Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,796,482 per year while the poor average 3,758, a ratio of 744 to 1.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Legendaries and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and Noah spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SecoNd beSt card colleCtor's national animal is the Legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Second Bestness.

SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is ranked 286,009^th in the world and 2^nd in Noahs Second Card Farm for Most Primitive, scoring -454.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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