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The Federation of Scientificum

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The Federation of Scientificum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 22.232 billion Scientists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth a remarkable 8,661 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 389,610 Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,275,610 per year while the poor average 89,380, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 501^st in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Lowest Crime Rates, with 197.58 law-abiding acts per hour.

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