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The People's Republic of Saszcalhchezuuan

“We have no Motto”

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The People's Republic of Saszcalhchezuuan is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.111 billion Saszcalhchezuuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saszcalhchezuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,436 Fauzjhiauxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, and amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saszcalhchezuuan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saszcalhchezuuan is ranked 284,202^nd in the world and 47^th in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Safest, scoring 5.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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