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The Holy Pink Brains Board of Sasquatch Affairs

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The Holy Pink Brains Board of Sasquatch Affairs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Harry with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.127 billion Squatch's are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wahkiakum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Squatchy economy, worth 451 trillion clams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,402 clams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,437 per year while the poor average 15,535, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sasquatch Affairs's national animal is the bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Th' Squatch Thing.

Sasquatch Affairs is ranked 247,497^th in the world and 9,641^st in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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