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The Colony of Sarroros

“Żywią y bronią”

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The Colony of Sarroros is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.572 billion Sarrorosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The very strong Sarrorosian economy, worth 409 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,260 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,380 per year while the poor average 11,151, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, populations of two-headed snakes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and military service is compulsory. Crime is a problem. Sarroros's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sarroros is ranked 254,710^th in the world and 1,580^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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