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The Republic of Sadistic Sakkara

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The Republic of Sadistic Sakkara is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.593 billion Sadistic Sakkarans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 59.7%.

The powerhouse Sadistic Sakkaran economy, worth 433 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,557 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Sadistic Sakkaran restaurants, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadistic Sakkara's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sadistic Sakkara is ranked 111,176^th in the world and 1,089^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.56 law-abiding acts per hour.

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