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The Socialist Duumvirate of RUSSR

“We leave when the pub closes”

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The Socialist Duumvirate of RUSSR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yuri Luzhkov with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 41.874 billion Russians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 5,645 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,809 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RUSSR's national animal is the AK-47, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

RUSSR is ranked 4,080^th in the world and 1^st in The Intergalactic Division for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,020.78 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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