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The Socialist Duumvirate of RUSSR

“We leave when the pub closes”

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The Socialist Duumvirate of RUSSR is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yuri Luzhkov with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.942 billion RUSSRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient RUSSRian economy, worth a remarkable 5,334 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,670 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of RUSSR are famed for their reasonable volume levels, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RUSSR's national animal is the AK-47, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

RUSSR is ranked 122,503^rd in the world and 1^st in The Intergalactic Division for Largest Black Market, with 274 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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